Birds and The Bees

Have you had that talk with your kids about the facts of life. About the difference between men and women and especially, the changes they will eventually face in puberty?

First questions would probably appear when they are really small.. when the opposite sex goes to the toilet. Boys pee standing up while girls sit to pee.

When exactly do you talk to your kids about such matters?

Differences in anatomy?

Well, you could refer them to a children's science book so that they can read about the differences between the sexes.

To be honest, my husband and I err. and ermm... all the way about where babies came from. Well, the kids learnt about that in Primary school.. from the teacher during their lessons.

While my hubby and I were still figuring out how to tell the kids where they came from, my young kid told me this tale:

A little boy went to his mom and asked "Where did you come from"

Mom said, "A stork brought me to grandma"

He asked his dad where he came from.
Dad said, "Grandpa found me in the rubbish bin."

He went to grandma and said, "Funny, no one here has gone through natural childbirth."


Puberty's around the corner for my sons. The oldest will be thirteen this year.

I tried to bring up the subject about what he would have to expect. The best I could come up with was "If you wet your bet at night, you wash the sheets yourself."

My ten year old answered, "Oh, wet dreams."


You see, several years back, whenever my husband and I went to the bedroom and locked the door, my son would bang on the door and yell "What are you two doing in there!"

One fine day, both my sons approached us, standing side by side with solemn looks on their faces.

"Brother and I talked about this and want you to know that we don't want sisters. We want baby brothers."

Guess it is kind of late to tell them about the birds and the bees. I think they already know.